Let's face it, when police start referring to you as Mr. Chicken Legs and Ms. No Shame, its a sure sign that your daring life of crime is not working out well, News Radio 1200 WOAI reports.
In a viral Facebook post, Seguin PD seek a man and a woman in connection with a car burglary and misuse of a credit card, by openly mocking them.
'Mr. Chicken Legs has a tattoo on the back of his neck and Ms. No Shame well, she has no shame, in addition to no tattoos," Seguin PD write in a post that has been viewed more than 10,000 times.
The couple is charged with breaking into a car that was parked in a city parking lot and smashing a window to get at a woman's purse.
The couple then allegedly went to a convenience store and a Walmart, where they allegedly 'went on a spending adventure using the victim's debit card.'
"Of course, they weren't on a date (presumptuous I know..), they were on a spending adventure using the victim's debit card. Ms. No Shame and Mr. Chicken Legs were seen on video using the victim's debit card to pay for their "not so hard earned items" (*eye roll)," police wrote.
Police ask for tips so they can arrest the couple.
"Maybe we can help Mr. Chicken Legs find some time to work out while he's at the Guadalupe County Jail. And, if we can find Ms. No Shame maybe she can reevaluate some of her recent choices."
PHOTO: SEGUIN POLICE DEPARTMENT