With Nancy Pelosi's announcement that she will step down from her position as Speaker of The House and from House Leadership in the Democratic Party, the crew at San Antonio's First News came up with ideas on what she could do next...
Charity McCurdy
PELOSI PLANS TO START HER OWN LINE OF SARCASTIC CLAP ON/CLAP OFF DETECTION LIGHTS...
SHE'S GOING TO LAUNCH A SHREDDER BUSINESS TO PERSONALLY RIP UP ANY DOCUMENTS YOU DEEM UNWORTHY...
SHE'S STARTING UP A SELF DEFENSE CLASS WHERE PUNCHING DUMMIES WILL FEATURE THE FACE OF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP...
SHE PLANS TO LIVE OUT HER RETIREMENT IN TAIWAN WHERE HER HOME HAS A PANORAMIC VIEW OF ONGOING CHINESE MILITARY DRILLS...
SHE PLANS TO LAUNCH HER OWN LINE OF ICE CREAM CALLED "LIBERAL LICKS"... ONLY TO HOARD THE INVENTORY IN HER OWN PERSONAL WALK-IN FREEZER..
SHE WILL BEGIN A TOUR THAT INVOLVES SHUTTING DOWN EVERY SALON IN THE COUNTRY, SO SHE CAN GET HER HAIR DONE WHENEVER SHE WANTS...
Jeremy Kolok
She should write a book. Because it would be so rare for a retiring politician to write a book.
Tim Merryman
Greeter at Wal Mart
Taylor Swift Ticker Broker
New Voice for Alexa
"Skeletor" in the Masters of the Universe reboot
Speaker of the House of Blues
Speaker of Saltgrass Steak House
Speaker of the House of Pancakes
Chris Duel
Celebrity Judge on The Masked Singer
Cocktail waitress at Mar-a-lago
Replacing Ainsley Earhart on Fox and Friends
Replacing Joy Behar on "The View"
Leaving her husband Paul since Tom Brady is back on the market
Getting a gig at Twitter, because there are plenty of openings now
Star in a remake of "Thelma & Louise" with Hillary Clinton
Speaker of the Big Brother House