Veteran NBA sharpshooter KYLE KORVER gave the commencement speech on Saturday at his alma mater, Creighton University . . . and he tried to inspire the graduates by talking about the time he was traded for a copy machine.He was the 51st pick in the 2003 NBA draft . . . which usually DOESN'T yield an impact player.And he said, quote, "I found out shortly afterwards that I'd been traded [from the Nets] to Philly . . . I'm not sure if traded is the right word. "I was more or less SOLD for an undisclosed amount of money.I later found out [the Nets] used that money to pay for the entry fee for their summer league team, and with the leftover money, they bought a copy machine." He added, quote, "But it's OK.Because a couple of years ago, that copy machine broke.And I'm still playing."Kyle has played for five NBA teams and has earned roughly $80 million.He was an All-Star in 2015 . . . has played in the NBA Finals twice . . . and will go down as one of the best shooters in league history.He's fourth on the all-time three-pointers made list with 2,351.